Mariah Carey :

Takes a picture with the cast from, "The Hills." I see why they only took one picture with her. They look like twelve year old girls, who still need to go through puberty.

Celebs Out For The Day!

Penelope Cruise :

When, Where and How soon will I get my DRUGS!
Celeb’s may think that you are blending in, but they are really sticking out! The other people in the park may not recognize you, but I bet you get some different looks. I am sure that she thinks the bewildered looks coming her way are because everyone is trying to figure out which Celeb she is, or What her name is? When in fact, they are watching her making sure that she doesn't get to close to their children.

Kevin Federline :

This is one UGLY man!

I guess he has done pretty well smelling crotches.

Which man decided to bring back plaid? Let it go and let it be buried ten feet under.

Priscilla Presley :





I think that when you begin to look like an ALIEN it's time to stop having plastic surgery done on your face.













Fergie :



Cowgirl want a beeeee!


Wearing a bull rider’s buckle!


Let your own imagination wonder here. Come up with your own slam. Big buckles are nothing but tombstone markers!
















When you go out in public, make sure that you don't put your shorts on backwards.




Lindsey Lohan :

HOLD me back! Oh! I have to say it! Someone just got lucky in the back seat of a car. I wonder if the valet is still zipping up his pants.

Amy Winehouse :

Being a Celeb has really gone to the dogs!

She gives hope to all drug addicts, that some day you too can become a Celeb and get award's /with or without your crack showing.

2008 Film Independent's Spirit Award

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt :

Oh! My God! And I am not talking about the baby bump. What is up with Pitt’s pants? I know that he is a dad and that he is getting older, but come on man! These are worse than golf pants!

Children are a Blessing!
Photo : Sara DeBoer/Retna ltd.






Allison Janey :

This is what you wear to your Indian, In-laws and then hope you have your scalp left, when you get ready to leave!


Photo : Sara DeBoer/Retna ltd.

2008 Oscars

George Clooney :

Can he wear anything except this black suit? Wear a long tie or add a colored vest. Quit being a penguin!



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Colin Farrell:

Just to look at. Fine! Fine! Fine!





photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com







Forest and Keisha Whitaker:

Beautiful couple! They have it all together. Her dress, earrings, bracelet and purse. Terrific!





photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com





Jessica Alba:

Always add feathers. Feathers’ make great nipple warmers.





photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com





Anne Hathaway :

If you’re not nominated, then wear your own wreath of roses.





photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com




Josh Lucas:

Oh! He does look good, but his pants are just a little tight and about 2 inches too short.






photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com




Javier Bardem:

Scruffy the dog!!

photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com





Diddy:

I think he is growing out of his suit too. Not that I mind seeing him in tight pants. Wow!






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The Rock:


EYE CANDY!




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Tilda Swinton :

Well, she has improved, but now she looks like chewbacca’s wife.





photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com




Rosamund Pike:

Never sew your own dress for the Oscars!
And don’t forget to wear your bra.






photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com





Marion Cotillard:

Mermaid, scales and all!






photo : Steve Grantiz/wireimage.com

2008 Grammy Awards

Cher :

She has come back from the grave.

Photo : Frank Micelotta/GettyImages

Corinne Bailey Rae :

I don’t know who Luella Bartley, the designer of this dress is, but she should make lamp shades. This dress is a beautiful lamp shade with a belt.

Photo : Chris Pizzello/APImages

2008 Grammy Awards

Cyndi Lauper :

A Drag-on Queen, who was dragged around the block a few times before she showed up.

Photo : Lester Cohen/WireImage.com








Amy Lee :

The Black Queen of the Nile.


Photo : Kevin Mazer/WI

Paramore :

I’ve been blinded! I wonder if they sing the song Blinded bye the Light?


Photo : Lester Cohen/WireImage.com

Kate Hudson :

This is a dress that I would never wear in public! First of all - clam shells, then it’s the color gray. I don’t know whoever told her she looked good in gray, but they lied. Wear yellow, blue, black, hell even white, but not grey.





Kate again with the grey. What do you say about this outfit? Let me try and assess your outfit, a play Christmas night at a Catholic School, your wearing a Sister Mary top, with a dash of a childhood Catholic rebellion skirt and a pair of elf shoes to match.

J Lo:

The outfit really isn’t that bad, even though it does make her look like a small blue tent. The colors go well together and do look great on her. The shoes on the other hand, look like a good cover up for police ankle bracelets!

Barbara Walters :

Yes, She is a great woman and usually has better taste in clothing. But Barbara really, just because this material looks good on your couch, doesn’t mean that it will look good on you!

Photo : AP/Angel Cheverstt/Retna











Paris Hilton :

Does anyone else see hair in her arm pits? Come - on, you've had plastic surgery, but you haven’t had laser surgery done to permanently remove your hair.
Gross!

Mandy Moore :

You are young and beautiful, but in this picture I could mistake you for an 80-year-old grandma. Put the sheet back on the curtain rod, the collar back on the Great Dane and go shopping in the teen section!










Dixie Chicks :

Where are your brooms? The " Three Hick Witches" would have been a better fit.

Beyonce :

Come-on, you see it! I know that you do! Something reached out and ate her dress. Do I have to say it? The hoochy-koochy monster!

Ryan Gosling :

The suit color may look good with your eyes, but you look like a Mennonite that took a wrong turn.









Faye Runaway :

I didn’t know that they let bag ladies into red carpet events.











Kirsten Dunst :

I don’t think that she can move. Maybe we should call her the White Vampire Goddess. The dark burgandy lipgloss really dosn't help. I hope her date made it home alright.










Catherine Keener :
(Supporting actor of "Into the Wild")

She must never want to act again. Not only is the dress bland, but the boots, I expect more from someone on the red carpet.










J Lo :

Beautiful, Elegant, and reportedly going to have twins. Congradulations!

J LO : I know that the 70's styles are all coming back, but this pattern of material, I thought they had discontinued. This is what my great grandmothers picnic tablecloth was made out of.

I didn't know that celeb's bought cloths from second hand stores. I can still remember my great granny walking down the hallway with her cane, a hump in her back and wearing a dress just almost like this one. Some vintage is good and some is just B-A-D.

Jessica Simpson :

Jessica always looks great in vintage, but this dress the designer has cut the top and laid it over too close to her nipples. I don’t know why she feels like she has to be naked all the time or always showing off her girls. It may be the fact that the media is always saying that she’s not very smart. Well if she’s not very smart, then guess what, she shouldn’t care. She is beautiful and makes more money then over half of the people in America. She doesn’t have to show her body to stay on top. Maybe she should come up with her own shirt like Ugly Betty that says Dumb Blonds Make Money or Dumb Blond But a Bomb.





I didn’t know that she had a job as a sex dominator!

What is the Deal With Short Short Dresses!

Ryan Seacrest & Kim Kardashian :

Ryan sure does have a smile on his face. Most men would if the woman they were with had to keep holding her dress together so nobody would see her hoochy - koochy. What is the deal with these dresses? You know that you have to hold it together all the time and then when you set down it gapes open and it

goes up even higher. What does this say about the women who wears a dress like this? I can’t say anything really bad, because if she is really tall, then it is really hard to find a short dress. Short dresses are made for women under 5'9"and if you are taller then that then they are really, really short on you, so if you want to wear something in style you have to wear something like this. I would have chosen not to wear this one thought!

The Red Dress Show Review

Tracy Reese :

She takes X's and O's to a new level. I would X this dress out.

Lissa Rinna :

I cannot believe it she actually looks great. Someone else must have picked out her dress for her. I usually wouldn't go for a 70's Tina Turner Dress, but well done.

Heidi Klum :

Her body looks great, but the dress is a flop in my book. It looks like her four year old got a hold of the scissors and instead of cutting her hair, she cut her mothers dresses.

Molly Simms :

Red cellophane, where was this at when they made Fried Green Tomatoes. I don't think I would like to wear it but I am sure that it would be a hit with the hubby.