2008 Oscars

George Clooney :

Can he wear anything except this black suit? Wear a long tie or add a colored vest. Quit being a penguin!



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Colin Farrell:

Just to look at. Fine! Fine! Fine!





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Forest and Keisha Whitaker:

Beautiful couple! They have it all together. Her dress, earrings, bracelet and purse. Terrific!





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Jessica Alba:

Always add feathers. Feathers’ make great nipple warmers.





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Anne Hathaway :

If you’re not nominated, then wear your own wreath of roses.





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Josh Lucas:

Oh! He does look good, but his pants are just a little tight and about 2 inches too short.






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Javier Bardem:

Scruffy the dog!!

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Diddy:

I think he is growing out of his suit too. Not that I mind seeing him in tight pants. Wow!






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The Rock:


EYE CANDY!




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Tilda Swinton :

Well, she has improved, but now she looks like chewbacca’s wife.





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Rosamund Pike:

Never sew your own dress for the Oscars!
And don’t forget to wear your bra.






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Marion Cotillard:

Mermaid, scales and all!






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