2008 Film Independent's Spirit Award

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt :

Oh! My God! And I am not talking about the baby bump. What is up with Pitt’s pants? I know that he is a dad and that he is getting older, but come on man! These are worse than golf pants!

Children are a Blessing!
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Allison Janey :

This is what you wear to your Indian, In-laws and then hope you have your scalp left, when you get ready to leave!


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2008 Oscars

George Clooney :

Can he wear anything except this black suit? Wear a long tie or add a colored vest. Quit being a penguin!



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Colin Farrell:

Just to look at. Fine! Fine! Fine!





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Forest and Keisha Whitaker:

Beautiful couple! They have it all together. Her dress, earrings, bracelet and purse. Terrific!





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Jessica Alba:

Always add feathers. Feathers’ make great nipple warmers.





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Anne Hathaway :

If you’re not nominated, then wear your own wreath of roses.





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Josh Lucas:

Oh! He does look good, but his pants are just a little tight and about 2 inches too short.






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Javier Bardem:

Scruffy the dog!!

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Diddy:

I think he is growing out of his suit too. Not that I mind seeing him in tight pants. Wow!






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The Rock:


EYE CANDY!




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Tilda Swinton :

Well, she has improved, but now she looks like chewbacca’s wife.





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Rosamund Pike:

Never sew your own dress for the Oscars!
And don’t forget to wear your bra.






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Marion Cotillard:

Mermaid, scales and all!






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2008 Grammy Awards

Cher :

She has come back from the grave.

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Corinne Bailey Rae :

I don’t know who Luella Bartley, the designer of this dress is, but she should make lamp shades. This dress is a beautiful lamp shade with a belt.

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2008 Grammy Awards

Cyndi Lauper :

A Drag-on Queen, who was dragged around the block a few times before she showed up.

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Amy Lee :

The Black Queen of the Nile.


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Paramore :

I’ve been blinded! I wonder if they sing the song Blinded bye the Light?


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Kate Hudson :

This is a dress that I would never wear in public! First of all - clam shells, then it’s the color gray. I don’t know whoever told her she looked good in gray, but they lied. Wear yellow, blue, black, hell even white, but not grey.





Kate again with the grey. What do you say about this outfit? Let me try and assess your outfit, a play Christmas night at a Catholic School, your wearing a Sister Mary top, with a dash of a childhood Catholic rebellion skirt and a pair of elf shoes to match.

J Lo:

The outfit really isn’t that bad, even though it does make her look like a small blue tent. The colors go well together and do look great on her. The shoes on the other hand, look like a good cover up for police ankle bracelets!

Barbara Walters :

Yes, She is a great woman and usually has better taste in clothing. But Barbara really, just because this material looks good on your couch, doesn’t mean that it will look good on you!

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Paris Hilton :

Does anyone else see hair in her arm pits? Come - on, you've had plastic surgery, but you haven’t had laser surgery done to permanently remove your hair.
Gross!

Mandy Moore :

You are young and beautiful, but in this picture I could mistake you for an 80-year-old grandma. Put the sheet back on the curtain rod, the collar back on the Great Dane and go shopping in the teen section!










Dixie Chicks :

Where are your brooms? The " Three Hick Witches" would have been a better fit.

Beyonce :

Come-on, you see it! I know that you do! Something reached out and ate her dress. Do I have to say it? The hoochy-koochy monster!