Friday, February 8, 2008



Barbara Walters :

Yes, She is a great woman and usually has better taste in clothing. But Barbara really, just because this material looks good on your couch, doesn’t mean that it will look good on you!

Photo : AP/Angel Cheverstt/Retna











Paris Hilton :

Does anyone else see hair in her arm pits? Come - on, you've had plastic surgery, but you haven’t had laser surgery done to permanently remove your hair.
Gross!






Mandy Moore :

You are young and beautiful, but in this picture I could mistake you for an 80-year-old grandma. Put the sheet back on the curtain rod, the collar back on the Great Dane and go shopping in the teen section!










Dixie Chicks :


Where are your brooms? The " Three Hick Witches" would have been a better fit.


Beyonce :

Come-on, you see it! I know that you do! Something reached out and ate her dress. Do I have to say it? The hoochy-koochy monster!





Thursday, February 7, 2008






Ryan Gosling :

The suit color may look good with your eyes, but you look like a Mennonite that took a wrong turn.









Faye Runaway :

I didn’t know that they let bag ladies into red carpet events.











Kirsten Dunst :

I don’t think that she can move. Maybe we should call her the White Vampire Goddess. The dark burgandy lipgloss really dosn't help. I hope her date made it home alright.










Catherine Keener :
(Supporting actor of "Into the Wild")

She must never want to act again. Not only is the dress bland, but the boots, I expect more from someone on the red carpet.










J Lo :

Beautiful, Elegant, and reportedly going to have twins. Congradulations!

Monday, February 4, 2008



J LO : I know that the 70's styles are all coming back, but this pattern of material, I thought they had discontinued. This is what my great grandmothers picnic tablecloth was made out of.

I didn't know that celeb's bought cloths from second hand stores. I can still remember my great granny walking down the hallway with her cane, a hump in her back and wearing a dress just almost like this one. Some vintage is good and some is just B-A-D.



Jessica Simpson :

Jessica always looks great in vintage, but this dress the designer has cut the top and laid it over too close to her nipples. I don’t know why she feels like she has to be naked all the time or always showing off her girls. It may be the fact that the media is always saying that she’s not very smart. Well if she’s not very smart, then guess what, she shouldn’t care. She is beautiful and makes more money then over half of the people in America. She doesn’t have to show her body to stay on top. Maybe she should come up with her own shirt like Ugly Betty that says Dumb Blonds Make Money or Dumb Blond But a Bomb.





I didn’t know that she had a job as a sex dominator!

What is the Deal With Short Short Dresses!



Ryan Seacrest & Kim Kardashian :

Ryan sure does have a smile on his face. Most men would if the woman they were with had to keep holding her dress together so nobody would see her hoochy - koochy. What is the deal with these dresses? You know that you have to hold it together all the time and then when you set down it gapes open and it
goes up even higher. What does this say about the women who wears a dress like this? I can’t say anything really bad, because if she is really tall, then it is really hard to find a short dress. Short dresses are made for women under 5'9"and if you are taller then that then they are really, really short on you, so if you want to wear something in style you have to wear something like this. I would have chosen not to wear this one thought!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

The Red Dress Show Review



Tracy Reese :


She takes X's and O's to a new level. I would X this dress out.












Lissa Rinna :


I cannot believe it she actually looks great. Someone else must have picked out her dress for her. I usually wouldn't go for a 70's Tina Turner Dress, but well done.









Heidi Klum :


Her body looks great, but the dress is a flop in my book. It looks like her four year old got a hold of the scissors and instead of cutting her hair, she cut her mothers dresses.










Molly Simms :



Red cellophane, where was this at when they made Fried Green Tomatoes. I don't think I would like to wear it but I am sure that it would be a hit with the hubby.





I Have to Stand UP For Britney Spears


You may ask why would someone stand up for a person who has gone so far down hill. Well, if you are someone who has gone through genuine hardships in your life and you deeply feel love. I mean the kind of love that you feel in the depths of your soul, then you may sympathize with Britney. I have never had a mental break or been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, but I have friends that have had bipolar, and I have seen two of them have the same kind of break that she is having. The sad thing is that they never want help, they always push people away, because they are too proud. This is the reason that they get to this breaking point, because they will not accept any help. For her parents, family and friends it is the hardest, because they are tore up inside feeling that they have let her down. They always think they should have down something more to get her help earlier, but until she gets to the point of needing a legal guardian there is nothing they can do. Everyone is saying did her parents and family not see the signs. She shaved her head for god sakes. If that wasn’t a cry for help, what was. Then she was hospitalized before, why didn’t she stay in longer. Well, as long as Britney was said to be of sound mind and body she could check herself out at any time. Everyone also has said that she is not a good mother, well she can’t be a good mother right now and won’t be a good mother until she is well. What I don’t get is that some of the media and society supported Paris Hilton for drinking and driving. She could have stopped drinking, hired a driver, or got a cab, all of these she could have controlled. Britney’s is a mental disorder. You just can’t go to AA meetings. I say SUPPORT BRIT!!