Mirror Mirror on the Wall Celeb Saggiest Award

Monday, February 4, 2008

J LO : I know that the 70's styles are all coming back, but this pattern of material, I thought they had discontinued. This is what my great grandmothers picnic tablecloth was made out of.

I didn't know that celeb's bought cloths from second hand stores. I can still remember my great granny walking down the hallway with her cane, a hump in her back and wearing a dress just almost like this one. Some vintage is good and some is just B-A-D.

Jessica Simpson :

Jessica always looks great in vintage, but this dress the designer has cut the top and laid it over too close to her nipples. I don’t know why she feels like she has to be naked all the time or always showing off her girls. It may be the fact that the media is always saying that she’s not very smart. Well if she’s not very smart, then guess what, she shouldn’t care. She is beautiful and makes more money then over half of the people in America. She doesn’t have to show her body to stay on top. Maybe she should come up with her own shirt like Ugly Betty that says Dumb Blonds Make Money or Dumb Blond But a Bomb.

I didn’t know that she had a job as a sex dominator!

What is the Deal With Short Short Dresses!

Ryan Seacrest & Kim Kardashian :

Ryan sure does have a smile on his face. Most men would if the woman they were with had to keep holding her dress together so nobody would see her hoochy - koochy. What is the deal with these dresses? You know that you have to hold it together all the time and then when you set down it gapes open and it

goes up even higher. What does this say about the women who wears a dress like this? I can’t say anything really bad, because if she is really tall, then it is really hard to find a short dress. Short dresses are made for women under 5'9"and if you are taller then that then they are really, really short on you, so if you want to wear something in style you have to wear something like this. I would have chosen not to wear this one thought!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

The Red Dress Show Review

Tracy Reese :

She takes X's and O's to a new level. I would X this dress out.

Lissa Rinna :

I cannot believe it she actually looks great. Someone else must have picked out her dress for her. I usually wouldn't go for a 70's Tina Turner Dress, but well done.

Heidi Klum :

Her body looks great, but the dress is a flop in my book. It looks like her four year old got a hold of the scissors and instead of cutting her hair, she cut her mothers dresses.

Molly Simms :

Red cellophane, where was this at when they made Fried Green Tomatoes. I don't think I would like to wear it but I am sure that it would be a hit with the hubby.

I Have to Stand UP For Britney Spears

You may ask why would someone stand up for a person who has gone so far down hill. Well, if you are someone who has gone through genuine hardships in your life and you deeply feel love. I mean the kind of love that you feel in the depths of your soul, then you may sympathize with Britney. I have never had a mental break or been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, but I have friends that have had bipolar, and I have seen two of them have the same kind of break that she is having. The sad thing is that they never want help, they always push people away, because they are too proud. This is the reason that they get to this breaking point, because they will not accept any help. For her parents, family and friends it is the hardest, because they are tore up inside feeling that they have let her down. They always think they should have down something more to get her help earlier, but until she gets to the point of needing a legal guardian there is nothing they can do. Everyone is saying did her parents and family not see the signs. She shaved her head for god sakes. If that wasn’t a cry for help, what was. Then she was hospitalized before, why didn’t she stay in longer. Well, as long as Britney was said to be of sound mind and body she could check herself out at any time. Everyone also has said that she is not a good mother, well she can’t be a good mother right now and won’t be a good mother until she is well. What I don’t get is that some of the media and society supported Paris Hilton for drinking and driving. She could have stopped drinking, hired a driver, or got a cab, all of these she could have controlled. Britney’s is a mental disorder. You just can’t go to AA meetings. I say SUPPORT BRIT!!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

More Celeb Sag

Sarah Ramirez :

Here is a dress that I can make at home out of a tablecloth. Wrap it around take a staple gun one, two, three, four and whala! Although the shoes and purse are magnifique.

Photo : Dave Edwards/ Daily Celeb.com

Becki Newton :

I'm not sure what the designer of this dress was going for, but I'm going to try and guess. Saggy clamshells, with desire to show off small saggy Ta-Ta's and to let everyone in America know that she has clamshell like feet.

Photo : Dave Edwards/Daily Celeb.com

January Jones :

Here is another badly made tablecloth dress.

Photo : Dave Jones/ Daily Celeb.com

Lisa Rinna :

I hope that Debra Messing didn't start chasing her around with her spear. If she got paid to wear this dress, I hope that she also got paid for pain and suffering after the reviews came out.

photo: Dave Jones/DailyCeleb.com

Kate Beckinsale :

I wouldn't have paid over $100.00 for this dress.

Photo : Dave Jones/dailyceleb.com

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Mirror Mirror on the Wall Which Celeb is the Saggiest of All?

2008 Sag Awards

Photo : Fredrick M Brown/Getty Images(left & Right); Kevork Djansezian/Associated Press(2nd Left,2nd Right)

Tina Fey : It is the simple black dress and she looks like she can make night daylight.

Ellen Page : All that is needed to finish off the outfit is a football, so she can score a first and ten.

Sandra OH : She appears to have pulled an old bridesmaid dress out of her closet and still seams to have forgotten to have it hemmed.

Sally Field : Is in an old black dress and really only needs a pair of pearls to pull it all together.
Bellow Photo : From Left: Fredrick M. Brown/Getty Images first three pictures then Evan Agostini/ Associated Press
Named Left to Right :

Eddie Falco : Plain and Drab; She is dressed well to go work at a mortuary.

Tild Swinton : What can I say? The only thing missing are the red clown shoes. Robocop's Bride.

American Ferrera : A drab shade of gray, but beautifully done. She has pulled it off. Gorgeous darling gorgeous.

Ellen Pompeo : All that she needed to do was pick up her arm and start the robot dance. GO HOME & CHANGE!

Photo bellow : From Left : Evan Agostini/AP; Vince Bucci/CI;Fredrick Brown/GI (2) Named Left to Right :

Marion Cotillard : Simple & Graceful

Debra Messing : The Dress is refined, but her hair makes her look like Sheba in the wild. All that is missing is her spear with fur and feathers dangeling.

Glen Close : She has picked a dress to show off how great she has kept her body in shape.

Cate Blanchett : Glowing and Radiant

Photo : From Left : Chris Pizzello/AP ;Fredrick M. Brown/GI (3)

Kyra Sedgwick : Have you been saving that dress since high school?

Allison Janney : Lavender is more of a color you wear to a tea party. The dress really needs a hat with big flowers. Ask Nikki if you're a match for a Ta - Ta Transplant.

Vanessa Williams : Did you go to my neighbors house and steal the color right off the outside of his four walls?

Nikki Blonsky : Simple dress pattern with exquisite style. Invest in a tube of fire engine red lipstick to show off your beautiful smile.

Right : Angelina Jolie & Brad Pit :
Brad Pit should have taken some of his hair die and colored his go-t, but he probably didn't have the time because he was to busy sewing Angelina's dress. Sewing it out of her parachute from her tomb raider movie.
Photo: From Left : Mike Blake/Reuters; Chris Pizzello
Left: David Kelly & Michelle Pfeiffer :
Michelle is looking a little plain, but they are looking great together.