2008 Grammy Awards

Cher :

She has come back from the grave.

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Corinne Bailey Rae :

I don’t know who Luella Bartley, the designer of this dress is, but she should make lamp shades. This dress is a beautiful lamp shade with a belt.

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2008 Grammy Awards

Cyndi Lauper :

A Drag-on Queen, who was dragged around the block a few times before she showed up.

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Amy Lee :

The Black Queen of the Nile.


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Paramore :

I’ve been blinded! I wonder if they sing the song Blinded bye the Light?


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Kate Hudson :

This is a dress that I would never wear in public! First of all - clam shells, then it’s the color gray. I don’t know whoever told her she looked good in gray, but they lied. Wear yellow, blue, black, hell even white, but not grey.





Kate again with the grey. What do you say about this outfit? Let me try and assess your outfit, a play Christmas night at a Catholic School, your wearing a Sister Mary top, with a dash of a childhood Catholic rebellion skirt and a pair of elf shoes to match.

J Lo:

The outfit really isn’t that bad, even though it does make her look like a small blue tent. The colors go well together and do look great on her. The shoes on the other hand, look like a good cover up for police ankle bracelets!

Barbara Walters :

Yes, She is a great woman and usually has better taste in clothing. But Barbara really, just because this material looks good on your couch, doesn’t mean that it will look good on you!

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Paris Hilton :

Does anyone else see hair in her arm pits? Come - on, you've had plastic surgery, but you haven’t had laser surgery done to permanently remove your hair.
Gross!

Mandy Moore :

You are young and beautiful, but in this picture I could mistake you for an 80-year-old grandma. Put the sheet back on the curtain rod, the collar back on the Great Dane and go shopping in the teen section!










Dixie Chicks :

Where are your brooms? The " Three Hick Witches" would have been a better fit.

Beyonce :

Come-on, you see it! I know that you do! Something reached out and ate her dress. Do I have to say it? The hoochy-koochy monster!

Ryan Gosling :

The suit color may look good with your eyes, but you look like a Mennonite that took a wrong turn.









Faye Runaway :

I didn’t know that they let bag ladies into red carpet events.











Kirsten Dunst :

I don’t think that she can move. Maybe we should call her the White Vampire Goddess. The dark burgandy lipgloss really dosn't help. I hope her date made it home alright.










Catherine Keener :
(Supporting actor of "Into the Wild")

She must never want to act again. Not only is the dress bland, but the boots, I expect more from someone on the red carpet.










J Lo :

Beautiful, Elegant, and reportedly going to have twins. Congradulations!

J LO : I know that the 70's styles are all coming back, but this pattern of material, I thought they had discontinued. This is what my great grandmothers picnic tablecloth was made out of.

I didn't know that celeb's bought cloths from second hand stores. I can still remember my great granny walking down the hallway with her cane, a hump in her back and wearing a dress just almost like this one. Some vintage is good and some is just B-A-D.